Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/10/2015 at 17:21 • Filed to: doge demuro

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Kinja's gonna eat my title, so here's a list of Manual Transmission Supercars That Doug DeMuro Can Afford

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1. 2008 Audi R8 V8 for $77,500

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2. Salvage titled 2013 BMW M6 for $65,500

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3. 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge Ram Air III for $79,995

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4. 2009 Dodge Viper ACR for $75,000

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5. 1986 Porsche 930 Turbo for $67,900


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 17:22

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I suggest he buys the R8.


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 17:23

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Dat Viper or dat Judge.

Viper would be a bitch to dd, especially the acr. The normal ones are pretty brutal.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jedidiah
01/10/2015 at 17:24

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His DD is the RR


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 17:25

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Viper or Judge pls

But Thema is still the front runner


Kinja'd!!! TheElephant > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 17:32

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It would be kind of cool to see him to do something with a rebuilt car like that M6. There's some screaming deals to be had if you aren't afraid of issues, and if the repair was done right you will probably never notice (until re-sale).

It is probably a relatively affordable way to get your ass in a seat you might not otherwise afford.

For the record, that M6 is CP. At $48k, I'd park it in my garage. At nearly $70k (by the time you add taxes, registration, etc) that is stupid money for something some amateur stuffed into a wall.


Kinja'd!!! jtiberius91 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 17:33

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mmmm 930 turbo goodness

but dat gated shifter on the R8 tho


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Brian Silvestro
01/10/2015 at 17:42

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But Thema Delta Integrale is still the front runner

:D


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 17:43

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At first I thought by RR you meant Rolls Royce.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 18:14

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Also:

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Rossion Q1- $74,000


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dusty Ventures
01/10/2015 at 18:15

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I just learned this week the CCC had a Delta Intergale. wut


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
01/10/2015 at 18:15

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But those are kit-cars in the US.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Brian Silvestro
01/10/2015 at 18:16

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Interesting. They definitely didn't have that the last time I was there


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 18:24

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Porsche 930, without a doubt in my mind. The slant nose is unusual, and those things are damn near impossible to drive without swapping ends. It would probably be downright brutal on the street.

Then again, if his purpose is to see what it's like to live with a particular supercar for a year, then there's no point. I know the 930 will be a pain in the butt.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > TheElephant
01/10/2015 at 18:28

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I got a salvage title 91 Miata a while back. It had a new top, hail dimples in the hood and trunk, and a crappy Maaco paint job. The overspray must've added several pounds to the car. And it has the increasingly typical rocker rust just in front of the rear wheels. It was a little ugly, but it ran and drove beautifully, and continues to do so to this day. I never had any major mechanical problems with it, ever. The current owner texted me today just to tell me she flipped 166,661 on the odometer.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 18:30

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... so? That one is complete and ready to drive, why does it matter that it's a kit car?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
01/10/2015 at 18:34

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I don't think he would buy any car that he can't take somewhere (ie. dealership) to get it serviced.

Also, he wants something that he can sell in a year.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 18:46

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Ahh, good point about the dealership, but that also disqualifies the GTO, doesn't it?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PushToStart
01/10/2015 at 18:52

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No because being an old American car there are an abundance of garages that can work on them, no computers and the only complicated part is the carburetor. And any new parts can be bought and delivered overnight from any of the companies like NPD, Year One, Summit, Jeggs, etc... Also it will probably go up in value. The Q1 meanwhile, cannot.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 19:03

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GTO because good ole 'Murican muscle. And it's a GM!


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 19:27

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Based on this list, he ought to get a Viper.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 19:28

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ACR ACR ACR


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2015 at 23:23

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Dat Viper......

Ugghhh i would make sweet love to that thing


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/11/2015 at 18:31

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I wonder how awful the Viper would be...

Also I wonder why the BMW was salvage titled. I wouldn't get it because I don't think I could get enough material out of it, but it looks really nice. Lots of car for that money...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
01/11/2015 at 19:02

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The Viper will leave lasting memories every time you see the burn scar on your leg. It would also be awesome to track...


Kinja'd!!! O[][][][][][][]O ™ > Doug DeMuro
01/13/2015 at 08:30

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Buy the Viper.